An Apology To My Wife

It's almost time for football to start. It's like an internal clock with me. I know it's coming and get excited in April for the draft even though the season won't begin until September. I know I have a problem, I just can't stop watching, and when I'm not watching, I'm playing Madden or fantasy football or reading football news on the 'net. I just thought it would be appropriate to apologize in advance to my wife. She puts up with a lot of stuff with being married to me, and my psycho ex wife trying to stir up trouble all the time. Yet, she still smiles and preorders Madden for me every year and gives it to me fully knowing I will be vegging out in front of the TV from September to December. I'm just taking the time to say I'm sorry in advance. I love you and I'll see you at the end of December.